Thinking of starting a writing commission so that I have some pocket money this summer. I’d charge like $1 every 100 words or something like that, you could choose how many words you wanted, the plot and characters and all that jazz.
Would anyone be interested?
worst day ever
my family is a pile of dicks
and then when i try to find compromise so that we can live together without me literally killing them or myself for the next two months, everyone is like “hey yeah i like that idea where you just stop talking and existing but i’m not going to say or do anything differently”
gonna just burn myself on a pyre because it’s less painful than this
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
Thinking of starting a writing commission so that I have some pocket money this summer. I’d charge like $1 every 100 words or something like that, you could choose how many words you wanted, the plot and characters and all that jazz.
Would anyone be interested?
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits
my favorite part is how there’s two pictures of johnny depp
HA HA he got another ticket for something wow
maybe they’ll finally actually revoke his goddamn driving privileges
i know my dad made him give up his car keys, but he always gets them back
maybe they’re finally realizing that he will NEVER STOP TAKING AS LONG AS YOU’RE WILLING TO LET HIM TAKE
uh oh
my brother did something stupid
and my dad made him wake up my mother to tell her. i don’t know what he did, but I’m sure I’m about to find out.